One-Quote Review: Bound to Be a Bride by Megan Mulry

Bound to Be a Bride by Megan Mulry

  • Title: Bound to Be a Bride
  • Author: Megan Mulry
  • Genre(s): Historical
  • Publisher: Sourcebooks, April 2013
  • Source: NetGalley
  • Length: 87 pages
  • Trope(s): Runaway Bride, In Disguise, Kidnapped, Bondage, Mistorical, TSTL
  • Quick blurb: Runaway bride kidnapped by fiancé she’s never met.
  • Quick review: Not painful, but more than a little ridiculous.
  • Grade: D+

She had proved quite amenable, showing admirable equestrian and culinary skills and generally not making a nuisance of herself.

This story was all over the place, especially the wildly inconsistent, nearly-TSTL heroine and her education at the Convent of Handy Outdoor Survival Techniques.

Lady Louisa’s Christmas Knight by Grace Burrowes

It’s only an hour or two into Twelfth Night in my part of the world, so a Christmas book is still timely. Right? Right.

I sure as hell hope so, because I still have my Christmas tree up (true story).

  • Lady Louisa's Christmas Knight by Grace BurrowesTitle: Lady Louisa’s Christmas Knight
  • Authors: Grace Burrowes
  • Series: Windhams, Book 6
  • Genre(s): Historical
  • Publisher: Sourcebooks Casablanca, October 2012
  • Source: NetGalley ($6.39 ebook)
  • Length: 384 pages
  • Trope(s): Secrets & Scandals, War Wounds, Repressed Smart Girl, Manly Men to the Rescue, Plot Moppets, Drunken Duels, Title PØrn, Shark Jumping, Misuse of Historical Personages
  • Quick blurb: Long-suppressed secrets threaten marriage of duke’s daughter and gentleman farmer.
  • Quick review: Everything important happens off-page, leaving plenty of space for annoyances and WTFery.
  • Grade: D

He wasn’t unaffected either. There was…tumescence.

I really need to remember to take a break from historicals after reading Miranda Neville and Courtney Milan, or while anticipating a catch-up on Sherry Thomas, because everything else just seems so…so…*sigh*

Burrowes’ debut The Heir was another one of my “gateway” romances, mostly because of a certain handjob scene early in the book. But she’s never been on my auto-buy list, for reasons I really couldn’t explain. Until now.

I admire her use of language — some of her sentences are marvelous. But in between, there’s weak characterization, a lot of repetitive and Romance-O-Matic plotwork and occasionally some very ill-advised WTFery. Or, to put it bluntly, her storytelling skills leave me cold.

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Medieval Mania: Hugh and Bess: A Love Story by Susan Higginbotham

Hugh and Bess: A Love Story by Susan Higginbotham

  • Title: Hugh and Bess: A Love Story
  • Author: Susan Higginbotham
  • Series: N/A
  • Genre(s): Historical Fiction
  • Publisher: Sourcebooks Landmark, August 2009
  • Source: Public library ($9.99 ebook)
  • Length: 273 pages
  • Trope(s): Child Bride, Treason, Courtly Love, Reunited
  • Quick blurb: Hugh le Despenser, the son and grandson of traitors, and his teenage bride Elizabeth Montacute face court intrigue, war and plague
  • Quick review: A welcome informal tone and a great historical couple, but uneven storytelling.
  • Grade: C

“Why can’t Joan marry him? Her father was beheaded too. They would have had much more to talk about.”

Higginbotham is a new-to-me author, but I’ve had her on my wishlist for while. She  chooses some really fascinating lesser-known historical figures and settings, so I was really looking forward to this. But Higginbotham was doomed to a comparison to my other favorite historical fiction authors, particularly Philippa Gregory and Elizabeth Chadwick (reviews for both coming soon!).

Hugh and Bess was an easy read with enjoyable dialogue and some good historical detail, but it was very superficial — the storytelling was noticeably episodic, with some backstory filler between major life events.

My biggest disappointment was the lack of emotional depth and character development. Other than dealing with their significant age difference, neither Hugh nor Bess change or grow at all throughout the story — Hugh especially is presented as a saintly warrior who can do no wrong. I think that’s partly because Hugh and Bess are separated for much of the story, and it would be difficult for any author to sustain the romance throughout wars, executions, epidemics and god knows what else these two had to overcome.

I have two more by Higginbotham in my TBR and a few others are available at my library, so it’ll be interesting to see how her Margaret of Anjou, Katharine Woodville and Frances Grey measure up.

Status Updates: Read With Me Vicariously

  • 17%: This has a much lighter tone than I was expecting, and I’m enjoying the author’s “voice” as a 13-year-old bride-to-be. The minor characters are a little hard to keep track of, especially considering the similarity of their names. If I wasn’t already a little familiar with the historical figures and chain of events, I’d probably find it really confusing.
  • 30%: The time-jumping is starting to annoy me – the dual storylines aren’t parallel chronologically, and there have been several flashbacks within flashbacks.  But I am loving the unusual “voice” — informal, smarmy and often sarcastic. Definitely not the usual medieval-speak.
  • 80% : Now that the info-dumping backstory is out of the way, the pace has picked up – but there still isn’t much emotional involvement.

One-Quote Review: Lady Amelia’s Mess and a Half by Samantha Grace

  • Lady Amelia's Mess and a Half by Samantha Grace (Sourcebooks Casablanca)Title: Lady Amelia’s Mess and a Half
  • Author: Samantha Grace
  • Series: N/A
  • Genre(s): Historical (Regency)
  • Publisher:  Sourcebooks Casablanca, June 2012
  • Source: Digital ARC provided by the publisher via NetGalley ($4.99 ebook)
  • Length: 416 pages
  • Trope(s): Beta Hero, Widow, In Love with BFF’s Spouse, Big Misunderstandings
  • Quick blurb: Widow reunites with her first love. With a bunch of Big Misunderstandings.
  • Quick review: When I found myself liking the “wanton” BFF and her doofus lover better than the heroine and hero, I figured it was time to stop.
  • Grade: DNF

“Is this for me? Delicate fingers walked down his skin and circled his shaft.

Officially DNF’d at 62%. We had yet to reach whatever the big Big BIG Misunderstanding was going to be, and I didn’t feel like plodding through the remaining third of the Mess – each “conflict” was telegraphed loud and clear a chapter (or even a few paragraphs) before it happened.

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Status updates….

07/18 – 20%

Not much going on yet besides the usual.

07/18 – 20%

I had to page back a full chapter to remember what was going on. This is not a good sign.

Lady Amelia’s Mess and a Half by Samantha Grace

“How YOU doin’?”

07/18 – 29%

Anachronism Fail: “…but they weren’t playing tiddlywinks under there.”

07/18 – 29% (part 2)

Question, re: “…screeching like a Morrigan.” Would a Regency aristocrat have knowledge of Celtic mythology?

07/19 – 33%

Anachronism Fail AND Bullshit Alert: A character described as a befuddled buffoon is somehow a skilled practitioner of acupressure (yes ACUPRESSURE, or possibly reflexology)), curing widow’s migraine using pressure points on her feet. Of course, he must remove her stocking to accomplish this, so it’s really just a ploy to get up her skirts.

07/20 – 60%

Bullshit Alert: Two hours after proposing to heroine, hero informs his father. Dear old dad pulls out a Very Special Ring that he JUST HAPPENED TO HAVE IN HIS POCKET. A ring that belonged to the father’s Mysterious First Wife.

One-Quote Review: Lady Maggie’s Secret Scandal by Grace Burrowes

  • Lady Maggie's Secret Scandal by Grace BurrowesTitle: Lady Maggie’s Secret Scandal
  • Author: Grace Burrowes
  • Series: Windhams, Book 5
  • Genre(s): Historical
  • Publisher:  Sourcebooks, May 2012
  • Source: Public library ($6.39 ebook, $7.99 MMPB)
  • Length: 384 pages
  • Trope(s): Beta Heroes, Tormented by Guilt, Regency, Illegitimacy, Courtesans, Damsel in Distress
  • Quick blurb: Illegitimate duke’s daughter finds her carefully constructed cover-up of family secrets – and her carefully guarded heart – unraveling when she hires an investigator to find missing documents.
  • Quick review: My favorite Grace Burrowes so far – but she’s still not quite an auto-buy for me.
  • Grade: B

With that soft, slightly anxious look in his dark eyes he’d broken rules and commandments and equivalent of papal bulls issued by Maggie’s common sense and countersigned by her instinct for self-preservation.

A slow start (good lord, just LOOK for the stupid reticule, already, sheesh) that evolves into some deliciously angsty romance-building before flaming out into a disappointing Manly-Men-to-the-Rescue ending. But I’ll forgive almost anything for a swoon-worthy beta hero like Benjamin Hazlit.