- Title: The Sweet Girl
- Author: Annabel Lyon
- Series: N/A
- Genre(s): Historical (Ancient Greece)
- Publisher: Knopf, June 2013
- Source: Public library (Overdrive epub)
- Length: 256 pages
- Trope(s): Daddy’s Girl, Bluestocking, Orphan, War & Peace, Gods & Goddesses
- Quick blurb: Aristotle’s brilliant and cosseted daughter is unprepared for real life when Alexander the Great’s death disrupts their household.
- Quick review: Odd and uncomfortable.
- Grade: D+
Herpyllis says when a man is at ease his testicles are tender, but when he’s excited they go wizened and tight. I don’t know if she’s trying to give me the world or take it away.
This short book attempts to tell a big story with tragedy and treachery and sinister deities (and yes, magical man parts are involved), and it isn’t very successful.
The modern YA voice, combined with the Fancy Allegorical Lit-Fic Pretensions, had me disconnected from beginning to end. Just because you CAN use first-person present-tense and anachronistic language to show off your textbook-level grasp of Greek history and mythology doesn’t mean you SHOULD.
As with The Pianist in the Dark, I want this story told by a different author. I’m not the right reader for this book — and I have no clue who the intended audience is.