Special Feature: Abandoned Romance
Or, crap I did NOT buy at the library book sale
If that creepy kid was pointing a gun at my boob, I'd run away too. And apparently Christopher from The Sopranos did not in fact die, but entered the Wild West Witness Protection Program.
This plot may or may not involve amnesia, secret babies and/or an evil twin, but I don't think it really matters.
Please note this is a contemporary, not a historical.